Shortlist for 2023’s 'Most Jumperful' wearer announced
Look out, look out, there’s jumpers about! Each year, the designated jumper-wearer gets to nominate future victims, er, we mean jumper wearers! This year, it will be up to Abigail Stocker to decide 2023’s Jumper Wearer, but who’s not willing to take the risk and will buy themselves immunity instead?
Is your name on the list and you wish it wasn’t? Worry not, five immunity passes are available to purchase until Thursday 22nd December at 4pm. Three of these GUARANTEE your immunity for £250- the other two are opened to sealed bids, with the highest bidders buying their way off the list. If you don’t fancy taking part in this rather itchy FUNdraiser, now’s your chance to secure your dignity.
There’s still time to show your support for Abigail’s jumperphon, please visit her dedicated JustGiving page https://justgiving.com/page/abigail-stocker-most-jumperful to donate. Or you can text JUMPERFUL followed by your donation amount to 70460 to give that amount. Texts will cost the donation amount plus your standard network rate message.